Not Like The Movies

morganfreevvoman:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

This is great.

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ellendegeneres:

Whose pick-up line is better? 

thatfunnyblog:

This will always be the best part of the movie.

projectwosho:

This gorgeous glass domed house was designed almost 40 years ago! Thank you Mickey Muennig! 

projectwosho:

This gorgeous glass domed house was designed almost 40 years ago! Thank you Mickey Muennig! 

thatfunnyblog:

when your teacher lets you turn in something late

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